so I’ve had this Disgaea-esque AU floating in my brain for a few days. Long story short, John is half human, Karkat is a quarter. :V John’s angel mother dies and he tries using a dimensional gate to go to Earth to find his father, ends up screwing up and falls in the Netherworld instead. Karkat helps him out ‘cause they’re BOTH FREAKS AND KAWAII UGUU BONDING
I might post the full plot if people are interested? It’s nothing super special really
He’s got another thing coming if he thinks he can just prance around your woods, wriggling his miserable, pasty little- Wait, what’s that?
You can hear the faint rustling of leaves and some kind of small gurgling cry not too far on your right. Apparently the human hears it too, because he makes a stupid “o” shape with his mouth and, not a second later, he’s poking his squishy human head through the bushes, following the noise.
Just look at him go. He is walking straight into depths of what will surely end up being his leafy and moldy grave. Why do you even bother? How retarded can he get?